Valerie Speaks Her Mind:
more than you ever wanted to know about everything from the WebMistress.
Contents:
• America's Weirdest Home Videos: Nuke some popcorn and pull up a cushion! The Couch Potatoes Go Sofa-Surfing!
• A Field Guide to Modern Witches: grab your binoculars and your notebook, and let's observe them in their native habitat.
• Into The Woods:"In the midst of my life, I found myself in a dark wood..."
• Midlife: Crisis? Once again, Valerie is at least ten years ahead of the Baby Boomers. Here I worry about Cronehood. [Eleven years later, I realize it's really not that bad (in some ways), and much, much worse (in others).]
• Monsters From the Id: we all got 'em...
• Secrets of the Craft Revealed: Heavy Sarcasm.
• More on the W-Word: why I call myself a Witch.
....and, for mature readers: 
• Brigitte Steps Out: the Secret Origins of Brigit Brat.
• The Rant of JoMama: I dunno, it seemed to mean something at the time....
• Mistress Valerie's House of Pain: real B'n'D.
In full ritual drag and feeling my oats.